PUMPKIN PROGRAMMING FOR PEAK TERROR AND PRODUCE

Embark on a journey into the macabre world of algorithmic pumpkin cultivation! This year, ditch the traditional methods and harness the power of digital sorcery to engineer pumpkins that are both bountiful and spine-chilling. From fine-tuning growth rates to injecting spooky motifs, we'll explore the dark arts behind crafting pumpkins that will hav